A church in Aba, Abia State, Hammers Missionary Church has gone viral over a funny poster they made for a church program.
As the name, Cubana is synonymous with money, the pastor of the church thought it wise to use the name Cubana to sell their program to newcomers.
Hammers Missionary Church is noted for using eye-catching words for their programs as they previously used the theme: “Oh Lord! END MY SARS & OPEN MY WAREHOUSE OF PALLIATIVES” in the height of the ENDSARS protests that occurred last year.
The church poster that went viral reads:
“Titled: O! Lord Cubana Me And Make Me SIT AT HOME”
Below are the expectations the church gave out for participants to look forward to when they come for the program.
NOBODY GO SLEEP WITH MY WIFE AT BIG BROTHER’S HOUSE
HERDSMEN NO GO NEAR OUR FARM LAND
GOD NO GO SHAME US
YOUR SMALL DOT GO OVERCOME THEIR BIG CIRCLE
NO 2FACE HUSBAND
No KPOKPOKITI GO TONTO UR DIKE
NO V.A.R GO STOP UR GOAL”
Obi Cubana and some other celebrities slid under the comment section of the post to react after they chanced upon the post on social media. See reactions:
obi_cubana wrote: Omo!
ugezujugezu wrote: The joke is getting so uncoordinated
freddieleonard wrote: Ok. I just had to Laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
30bgnurse wrote: The NIGERIAN churches like ALREADY MADE WITHOUT PHYSICAL WORK! Ppl wey go go heaven for 9ja no go pass 5!
elitebusiness_hub wrote: I think this is a comedy show
mike_obiorah wrote: Ndi Ala every where spoiling the name of God and church